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| wendy clear
Administrator
 | I am the very model of enlightened single parenthood;
A blend of prophet, poet, teacher, scholar and knight-erranthood;
I'm personally acquainted with each disciplinarian
Of all the institutions which my children must be wary in.
I provide the income which supports our current style of life,
And also the nurturing even though I haven't got a wife.
In matters which my children feel the need for one to mediate,
What we usually have is failure to communicate.
Chorus:
What they usually have is failure to communicate.
What they usually have is failure to communicate.
What they usually have is failure, failure to communicate.
I read the Bible faithfully and find in it invincible
Examples of the applications of each guiding principle.
In short, in every way in which I teach them everything I should,
I am the very model of enlightened single parenthood.
Chorus:
In short, in every way in which he teaches them each thing he should,
He is the very model of enlightened single parenthood!
I'm well informed on matters scientific and historical,
Also in literary themes and subjects allegorical.
In keeping track of world conditions which each day are in the news,
I take the opportunity to explain and express my views.
I also know a lot of things Bernoullian and Freudian*
(Not to be confused with subjects Avian and Apoidian).*
Where situations dictate I can wax extremely technical
While I'm discussing matters neonatal and obstetrical.*
Chorus
When he discusses matters neonatal and obstetrical.
When he discusses matters neonatal and obstetrical.
When he discusses matters neonatal and obstetric-stetrical.
I always answer questions from my kids anthropological,
Especially the hard ones on subjects gynecological.
In fact in doing anything a normal married father would,
I am the very model of enlightened single parenthood.
Chorus:
In fact in doing anything a normal married father would,
He is the very model of enlightened single parenthood!
Although I am sometimes accused of being dictatorial,
I disagree completely and in manner categorical!
I freely admit that I am often authoritarian,
With children who, left on their own, would be somewhat barbarian.
I believe I have an obligation to my progeny
To raise them not to have attitudes that condone misogyny;
To educate them to adulthood so that they will know the score,
And be among the good recruits that the Marines are looking for.
Chorus:
To be among the good recruits that the Marines are looking for.
To be among the good recruits that the Marines are looking for.
To be among the good recruits that the Marines are looking, looking for!
And so I dedicate my time and efforts educational,
To situations which often times become confrontational.
So as a leader whose methods may sometimes be misunderstood,
I am the very model of enlightened single parenthood!
Chorus:
So as a leader whose methods may sometimes be misunderstood,
He is the very model of enlightened single parenthood!
I am 49 year old Indian and trade forex for a living. Under what category, i will be eligible for migration to Malaysia. I have a son and daughter, who are in college in Dubai. My wife is a homemaker. We all would like to migrate to Malaysia. Can someone advise us. |
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| | My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. |
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| | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
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| | I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world … without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries; a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you. |
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| | I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. |
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| | So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... |
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