idiat
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| What's the deal with bottled water? You drink the water, and you can't refill it again. Suddenly, it's *cancerous*. Let me tell you something, I've eaten plastic bottles larger than this thing, and I know for a fact I have never gotten cancer.
What is it about the refilling of the water that makes the bottle so bad for you? The water isn't cancerous. The plastic isn't cancerous. What is it about this one act of filling that can turn a perfectly harmless plastic bottle into this malignant, metastasizing mass of cells? I'll tell you one thing. Whatever it is, I hope they never find it in pool water.
My boyfriend asked me for a bottle of water the other day.
He said, "Hey honey, could you get me a Pepsi?"
"No, we're outta Pepsi."
"Oh, I'll take some bottled water then."
So I go to the fridge, and there must be ten different kinds of bottled water.
I turned to him and said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to have to be more specific." |